Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 1. SPOILER ALERTFirst, there was before. But this .. We cannot go back. We look upon ourselves of a year, two years, three years ago, and we wonder at our youth, our naivety.

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We shake our heads and let a grin wry amusement play upon our lips as we remember how blithe we were about those so- called shocks of yesterday. Ned Stark's decapitation? Pfft, child's play. The Red Wedding? Puppets on a string. But this, this has stripped us all to the bone, left it exposed and raw, bloody and broken, then taken a large piece of extra- coarse sandpaper and applied roughly to said bone, scraping and scratching more vigorously than my foster kittens on their activity tower. All of which is an attempt to sound reasonable and halfway literate, when all I really want to say is: NO NO NO THEY CAN'T THEY CAN'T NOT HIM IT'S NOT FAIR HE'S TOO GOOD HE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL GOD DAMNIT I NEED SUSHI AND ICE CREAM AND A WHOLE MESS OF ABS TO RECOVER PLEASE SOMEBODY TAKE THEIR SHIRT OFF. I feel like a shell of a woman.

Like I never loved, like I never experienced joy. Watch Online Watch Shivers Full Movie Online Film. I mean, clearly I have experienced those things, because Arya stabbed the f- -- out of Meryn Trant's eyes and you could've slapped me with a rotting haddock and I'd still kiss you because wow that was almost erotically good.

Maybe I'm having a heart attack, maybe I just like touching myself up, who knows. All that's for certain is that we are all naked. We are all exposed - to danger, to death, to chance and sometimes, if we're lucky, to shards of hope. Join me, beloved Throners, one last time as we dance around this grim maypole, spin around this carousel of woe and ride the dodgem cars of certain doom. Let's get started on the final Raven On Game of Thrones recap for this year. Season 5, Episode 1.

Of course, she then promptly gave up and rode out of the camp. Determined to see things through, Stannis marches his army towards Winterfell, their banners attracting the attention of Pod and Brienne, who chooses to end her watch for Sansa's candle signal just moments before the Stark heir, having bravely escaped her room, manages to place it there. It was one a moment to shout .

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Still, we don't begrudge Brienne too much for leaving her post, considering her unfinished business with Stannis. The middle Baratheon brother planned to lay siege to Winterfell, but was undermined by the full forces of the Bolton army. The spectacular aerial shot showing Stannis' paltry army being roundly outflanked said it all. Stannis was done. Still, ever the commander, he drew his sword and ploughed in.

By the time the battle was over however, he had no one left to command. It wasn't a spoken line, but there was a clear . He managed to fend off two Bolton foot soldiers, but then found himself injured, alone, at the mercy of the next person to wander by. That was Brienne, not a girl fighting for the Boltons, but an angel of vengeance ready to dish out justice for Stannis' long dead brother Renly. Any last words? Brienne offers Stannis the opportunity to say something, to explain himself, to offer apologies. But as we know after last week's terrible events, Stannis is not a sentimental man.

His journey is over and he knows it, so best not faff about. And technically Tommen. But in true, legitimate terms, they're done. There will be no expecto patronum spells conjuring up a stag anytime soon. In an unusual piece of editing, Stannis' steely end was lost in a jump cut to Ramsay Bolton - Boo! But he's keen to get home because . UGH. Remember Littlefinger?

Remember that guy? We haven't seen him for a few episodes now. Seriously, bring him back. All is forgiven, Petyr Baelish. I'd rather Sansa spend eternity in your slimy company than another second in Ramsay Bolton's. Thankfully, Theon/Reek seems to have similar thoughts. He's with Ramsay's psycho mistress as she catches Sansa on the castle battlements.

She taunts Sansa about only being a baby machine for Ramsay and threatens to shoot an arrow in one of her non- essential parts. Then, Theon snaps, and forgoes reading out her Myranda rights in favour of shoving her off the ledge and sending her plummeting to a satisfyingly splatty death. With the gates of Winterfell reopening to let Ramsay and his Boo! They grab each other's hands, take a deep breath, and Thelma and Louise it right off the top of the castle wall. Let's hope that snow drift is deep enough to break their fall - I'd love to see Sansa pull a Queen Matilda and escape unseen in the snow. It's not like the pair will have an easy getaway - Ramsay has those ravenous dogs, remember, and they've got no supplies or natural place to head for help. They may try The Wall of course, as Sansa knows that Jon Snow is now Lord Commander.

Oh dearie dear. Over in Braavos, Ser Meryn Trant, that vile ingrown toenail of a man, is getting ready to torture his latest batch of underage victims. But one of the girls doesn't cry when he whips her, and he singles her out for special treatment. The reveal of her face is a nice bait and switch - I was just waiting for it to be Arya in a wig, but then it wasn't, but then - of course - she'd taken a face from the Many Faced God and was wearing it. What followed was perhaps one of the most satisfying deaths in Game of Thrones history. Arya has been reciting her Big List of People to Kill since the start of Season Two, but most of the names that have been crossed off have died by means other than her hand: Joffrey by poison, The Hound by Brienne. She managed to stick that guy in the throat when she recovered Needle; this kill takes the satisfaction of that one and ramps it up to near- orgasmic levels of dark pleasure. Seriously, I think there's something wrong with me, because I enjoyed the sight of a pre- teen jabbing a dagger into an old perve's eyes a little too much.

And the way she asked if he knew her name - gosh, I needed my smelling salts. Arya's storyline has been slightly hit and miss this season, but the sight of her almost revelling in Trant's blood and his utter debasement before her made it all worthwhile. It was necessary too, because it showed Arya had not given up her name and identity, despite all her protestations to Jaqen H'ghar and the other girl at the House of Black and White. They were not impressed, telling her she had taken a life that was not hers to take, even though all of us watching were like . Only death can pay for life. Except he wasn't dead, it was someone else the whole time. A whole bunch of someone elses.

Arya was left tearing face after face from the body on the floor, before her eyes went fuzzy and she screaming in confusion. She wasn't the only one - what the hell was going on with that? Was she transforming, becoming a proper Faceless Man? Or was she dying, becoming just a Faceless Body? We must assume (perhaps foolishly) that she'll still be around next season.

However she might find her list a little harder to whittle down from her on in. She could be flying blind (grooooaaaan). Down in Dorne, Ellaria was also grappling with poison.

As much as we all love a bit of girl on girl smooching, her loving embrace of Myrcella Water was far too suspicious to be saucy. It wasn't surprising then to see the blood run from Myrcella Water's face as she hugged her Unky- Dad after an Oprah moment about their true relationship. Jaime repeated what Ellaria had told him: that you can't choose who you love. He remarks that it's amazing that Myrcella Water should actually fall in love with the person she was contracted to marry.

Dude, they're two good- looking teenagers forced into each other's company. Of course they're in love. Nevertheless, he seems to actually have some hope that the match could prove a boost to the flagging fortunes of the Lannisters. Download Community Season 1 Episode 1.

Which it may do, if Jaime has access to the same antidote that Ellaria took after wiping off her toxic gloss back on the jetty. She may have fabulous hair and a nice line in triumphant stares out to sea, but she's being very mean to an innocent party. Buffy Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 7 on this page.